Monday, June 16, 2008

In a Perfect World

In a perfect world, grass would never need cut and would always be green and lush, even in its natural state.

In a perfect world, health care would be free or extremely cheap for citizens and legal immigrants.

In a perfect world, yummy treats would be delicious, nutritious and have no calories, and health food would have nine thousand calories and taste like poo.

In a perfect world, everyone would have plenty of food and shelter and people would respect each other's religion and not try and convert each other, either through violence or annoying tracts hidden in innocuous places.

In a perfect world, justice would be swift and fair.

In a perfect world, we wouldn't need the courts or legislatures to define marriage, because everybody would realize that love doesn't discriminate based on gender.

In a perfect world, the dictinary definition of Macaroni and Cheese would be as follows: "A deliciously divine dinner which will both tantalize your tastebuds and scintilate your senes. Originally hand-crafted by Buddhist monks in Tibet who had been fasting and experiencing visions from Nirvana of the perfect meal. These monks now work for Kraft."

In a perfect world, Hilary Clinton would shut the hell up.

In a perfect world, I would have a mercedes and nice full D's, but also have several degrees and a well-paying job.

If only...

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